All of the things I should’ve said, (but didn’t).

All of the things I should’ve said, (but didn’t).

The dilemma of settling for Mr Average in order to fulfill the dream of being a mother is something that so many women face. 

Vanilla

Vanilla

“Vanilla sex refers to conventional sex that conforms to the very basic expectations with a culture. 

The Bargain Basement Gameshow-Cabaret

The Bargain Basement Gameshow-Cabaret

Elevate East are taking you underground to the camp, trashy and tacky world of. 

Grey Widow

Grey Widow

WINNER London Horror Festival Playwriting Competition 2019 In this acclaimed monologue play, Lady Aria Grey tells the haunting tale of her turbulent marriage with her recently dec… 

OMELETTEMACHINE

OMELETTEMACHINE

What does Shakespeare call his omelette? A Hamlet. 

That's Ace

That's Ace

Ace has arrived 15 minutes before the club opens because a) she’s never been clubbing and b) on time is late. 

Not Another One

Not Another One

Meet Holly. 

SONS

SONS

When he finds out the mother of his son is in labour, John begins to panic. 

The Play With The Really Long Slightly Poetic Sounding Title That's Actually A Bit Too Long But That's OK Because It's About Something Important... Or, She Howls Kelp

The Play With The Really Long Slightly Poetic Sounding Title That's Actually A Bit Too Long But That's OK Because It's About Something Important... Or, She Howls Kelp

What’s the only thing proven to change the world? That’s right: issue-led fringe theatre. 

Ram of God

Ram of God

RAM WILL NOURISH YOU RAM WILL PUNISH YOU RAM WILL COME AGAIN Welcome to the Church of Ram, where sheep are people, people are sheeple and the apocalypse is just getting started. 

ReMythed

ReMythed

Fancy a show full of joy, dreams and wisdom that’ll leave you laughing, crying and questioning every story you’ve been told? Myths and legends create us. 

A Game Not Lost

A Game Not Lost

Sit down for a game of Mahjong with one of the most feared and powerful women of all time, Ching Shih 鄭石氏. 

Honour-Bound

Honour-Bound

Simran: a young Indian woman. 

JOBSWORTH (Work in Progress)

JOBSWORTH (Work in Progress)

“I’m a full time employee three times over. 

The Long Run

The Long Run

There are situations and circumstances in which if you didn’t laugh you’d cry or perhaps in Katie Arnstein’s case just freeze. 

My Lover Was a Salmon in the Climate Apocalypse

My Lover Was a Salmon in the Climate Apocalypse

This gig gets weird. 

La Voisin

La Voisin

17th Century France, Catherine Montvoisin makes her money telling fortunes, soothing souls, and poisoning people’s husbands. 

Smutty Letters: A Filthy, Flirtatious Lost Art

Smutty Letters: A Filthy, Flirtatious Lost Art

Join the raunchy revolution: say no to the fast and flaccid romance of the digital age, as we revive the lost art of the smutty letter! Enjoy a selection of salacious readings of… 

Careless

Careless

Careless follows best friends: Sam, a Care Assistant, and Bryony, a struggling Actor. 

Julia Masli: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA (WIP)

Julia Masli: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA (WIP)

The blurb is: hahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hihihi hahahahahahahaha hoho hahahhahahaha hehe hahahahahahahahahaha ‘’Ha’’ - The Guardian From the award-winning clown b… 

Emile and Emily

Emile and Emily

Emile and Emily are best friends in a flat share, flight attendants confronting gravity, and participants in a disastrous celebrity interview. 

Hildegard Von Bingen

Hildegard Von Bingen

As a child, Hildegard Von Bingen began experiencing intense prophetic - and often apocalyptic - visions and communications with God. 

can't stop can't stop

can't stop can't stop

“It starts off small. 

it's not the sea to drink

it's not the sea to drink

it’s not the sea to drink is a one-person-hyper-pop-extended-technique opera, using mistranslated idioms as its verbal matter. 

Parma Violets

Parma Violets

Through the relationship between two teenage girls, Sian & Helen, Parma Violets explores a passing moment in time when two worlds collide. 

Think Me in Circles

Think Me in Circles

Think Me In Circles is a touching, personal story about a mother coming to terms with the suicide of her adult daughter. 

Kindle

Kindle

“I’m not sure if it’s the government, or the f#%ers we buy oil from who are actually in charge of this country”. 

Wasteman

Wasteman

A bin man swaps steel-toed boots for stilettos to chase his dream of becoming a drag queen. 

How We Begin

How We Begin

Helen and Diana probably should’ve worked this out sooner – In theory, they’ve both got their shit together. 

Fickle Weather

Fickle Weather

Spoken word, live sound improvisation, and digital landscaping blend together in this solo performance to explore a new world, taking the audience on a journey of discovery and mem… 

Residue

Residue

6 women meet in a support group. 

Serena Flynn: Lizard King

Serena Flynn: Lizard King

Serena Flynn, as seen on BBC Comedy and at Soho Theatre, and Morag Davies Productions present Lizard King. 

Char Char Witchy

Char Char Witchy

Charlotte Gallagher’s brand new solo show, Char Char ~ Witchy!, spirals around Char Char’s spiritual journey as she uncovers why in the world she wants to be so very witchy and whe… 

CRACKED (Work in Progress)

CRACKED (Work in Progress)

Welcome to Topps Tiles! Your budget friendly solution to all your tiling needs! Can’t decide between Vinyl or laminate? Confused about grouting? Or perhaps you’re stuck in a re… 

The Silver Bell

The Silver Bell

It’s a tale as old as time: boy meets boy, boy loses boy, boy punches hole in universe to get boy back. 

MOLKA

MOLKA

MOLKA is a debut production from the duo Taeyun Kim and Maja Laskowska. 

DELTA P

DELTA P

Earth is in its final years of oil consumption. 

Varnish

Varnish

“When did I, Jonathan Mayor, first know I was special? When indeed. 

Vix & Helen

Vix & Helen

Vix & Helen are growing up in an age of misinformation. 

Don't Smoke in Bed

Don't Smoke in Bed

“I’ve called him Mr Pandemonium. 

The Lamb Disagrees

The Lamb Disagrees

Willow, a Chinese immigrant who got involve into a murder case, suddenly realises that she’s actually a fictional character whose function is to be the scapegoat and provide dive… 

BUTCHERED

BUTCHERED

Welcome to the kitchen where dreams come to die. 

For a Brief Moment and Never Again Since

For a Brief Moment and Never Again Since

Owen and Sarah haven’t seen each other in two years. 

We Need To Talk, a Jazz Cabaret

We Need To Talk, a Jazz Cabaret

A Jazz Cabaret exploring the journey of a break-up through an honest, raw and unappetising lens, sharing the most vulnerable moments with a sprinkle of humour and Mancunian charm. 

Cordelia Butters Investigates

Cordelia Butters Investigates

A spoof “true crime documentary*” with all the ingredients of your favourite true crime docs! (“Kempton is fast, funny and fun” - 4* Edinburgh Guide) A mysterious murder of a … 

Salamander

Salamander

Leith. 

Clown Sex

Clown Sex

From the twisted mind of Freud the Musical and Lesbian Pirates! comes Clown Sex. 

The Welsh Lxdies

The Welsh Lxdies

‘The Lady Speaks in Welsh’ Henry IV Part 1.