What The World Needs

Oh Dear.

BroadwayBaby.com is pleased to announce a competition to find some new swear words. The English language's profanities do not begin to do justice to how awful this show really is.

The two actors can have one star for their enthusiasm, but whoever wrote this pile of [your new word here] needs to get some help as soon as possible.

Rushing in and out of the studio room at the Zoo, a manic depressive seeks help from his sadist friend. There's an awful lot of anger and shouty behaviour, but really the show just doesn't amount to anything.

Save your money.

Since you’re here…

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The Blurb

A manically depressed silly sausage and his sadist friend teach the world a lesson. Theo attempts to heal the planet via slam poetry. Stevie is more concerned with toilet-terrorism, emo-bashing and Michael Caine. Strong language. www.myspace.com/ketchupken

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