Glinda the good witch is full of shit! We never had the power to go home all along or did we? From licking Jessica Rabbits tits on the TV screen to falling head over heels for his straight best friend, Michael DeBartolo takes you through the pubescent anguish of his formative years, a journey that exposes the dark recesses of the queer mind. Will he ever learn that home isn't somewhere over the rainbow?
