Fast! Fun! Irreverent! Funny! This is the award-winning Fringe show that makes your children the star of an outstanding afternoon of fun, magic, music and frivolous frivolity. Treat yourself to the only kids show that not only allows adult beverages but also encourages adults to drink away the pain of parenting. Get your tickets now and see why the I Hate Children Children's Show is cheaper than a babysitter and safer than a priest.