Keeper Of The Flame

Keeper Of The Flame

Spain, 1937 and international goalkeeper, George Gilbert, finds himself awaiting the firing squad!How did he get there and how, if at all, does he get out? He recounts tales of dar… 

The Silence of Snow: The Life of Patrick Hamilton

The Silence of Snow: The Life of Patrick Hamilton

Following Quentin Crisp: Naked Hope, Mark Farrelly returns with his riveting, kinetic solo show portraying one of the great English writers of the inter-war years. 

CRUNCH!

CRUNCH!

What do you get when you cross a dead iguana, an employee with a very rare medical condition and the HR department in a high-end toilet factory?Crunch! Sarah Archer’s latest comedy… 

Mouthful of Fingers

Mouthful of Fingers

“You and I both know some of the worst things that have happened in this house. 

Fester

Fester

A playful and powerful reinterpretation of Goethe’s seminal work FAUST told through the lens of its female character, Gretchen. 

Dracula

Dracula

Professor Abraham Van Helsing, an expert in the supernatural, presents his most terrifying case as he is called in to help a young woman who becomes mysteriously ill during a trip … 

A Year Without Summer (WIP)

A Year Without Summer (WIP)

It’s 1816 and Mary Shelley is about to start work on Frankenstein. 

Quentin Crisp: Naked Hope

Quentin Crisp: Naked Hope

From a conventional upbringing to global notoriety via The Naked Civil Servant, Quentin Crisp was one of the most memorable figures of the twentieth century. 

In A Cave A Voice

In A Cave A Voice

Left alone while her family searches for the missing herd of cattle in the unforgiving snow, a Neolithic girl seeks comfort in imaginary friends. 

Bunker Buddies

Bunker Buddies

Meet doomsday preppers Anna and Joe. 

Why Other People P!ss You Off

Why Other People P!ss You Off

Mirror, semen, manoeuvre… HAM THEATRE bring their award winning play to The Bridge House Theatre - a fast paced comedy with bits of physical theatre, music and singing, set … 

Sun Bear

Sun Bear

“I was a different story, no amount of cleaning up was going to salvage the mess I had made of myself. 

You Can't Understand

You Can't Understand

Meet Keika, an uncertified entrepreneur in bad gyal business. 

Not Another One

Not Another One

Meet Holly. 

Window Of Opportunity

Window Of Opportunity

What would you do if you could look behind and beyond the veil? For Vera, a compulsion to watch others begins at an unsettlingly early age. 

Sylvia vs The Fascists

Sylvia vs The Fascists

Meet Sylvia Pankhurst. 

Transparent

Transparent

‘Transparent’ is a hot-off-the-press spoken word show designed to explore the theme of human transformation and transition in a dynamic and thought-provoking way. 

Drag Bingo at The Bridge House!

Drag Bingo at The Bridge House!

DRAG BINGO AT THE BRIDGE HOUSE!!THAT GIRL is ready to show you her balls!! Bingo balls! And they drop at 7:30!(These ball gags doing anything for you?)Get ready for a night of Bi… 

Blue Balloons Pink

Blue Balloons Pink

"Maybe there's something wrong with both of us. 

Everybody Wants To Rule The World

Everybody Wants To Rule The World

Like most dystopian stories, Simon Perrott’s Everybody Wants to Rule the World has a basis in reality which forces us to reflect on the issues of today. 

The Seagull

The Seagull

The 'Bright Young Things' have changed the mood in town fuelled by the boom of jazz, fashion and the arts, but on an estate in the country there is only a lake, and the peo… 

Drag Bingo at The Bridge House!

Drag Bingo at The Bridge House!

DRAG BINGO AT THE BRIDGE HOUSE!!THAT GIRL is ready to show you her balls!! Bingo balls! And they drop at 7:30!(These ball gags doing anything for you?)Get ready for a night of Bi… 

Blue & Pip

Blue & Pip

Blue loves the sea. 

Rock Spinster

Rock Spinster

AC/DC and Dame Maggie Smith loving musical stand-up Cecilia Delatori, has celebrated a big birthday, thrown away the knitting needles, bought an electric guitar and enrolled at The… 

Double Bill: Sarah Keyworth & Dan Cook (Edinburgh Previews)

Double Bill: Sarah Keyworth & Dan Cook (Edinburgh Previews)

Acclaimed stand ups Sarah Keyworth (as seen on Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week and 8 Out of Ten Cats) and Dan Cook (as seen on Absolutely Fabulous, Toast of London and Man v Bee)… 

Edinburgh Previews: Eleanor Tiernan and Nick Elleray

Edinburgh Previews: Eleanor Tiernan and Nick Elleray

Two Edinburgh previews from two award-winning comics: ELEANOR TIERNAN: AWAY WITH THE FAIRIESGlorious mistakes. 

Drag Bingo at The Bridge House!

Drag Bingo at The Bridge House!

DRAG BINGO AT THE BRIDGE HOUSE!!THAT GIRL is ready to show you her balls!! Bingo balls! And they drop at 7:30!(These ball gags doing anything for you?)Get ready for a night of Bi… 

HEATWAVE HOUSE PARTY: Penge Festival Closing Event

HEATWAVE HOUSE PARTY: Penge Festival Closing Event

Celebrate the closing of the 2022 Penge Festival with the Heatwave House Party at The Bridge House!An all day party downstairs in the pub with special live music sets in our theatr… 

Joseph Parsons: Equaliser

Joseph Parsons: Equaliser

Joseph Parsons looks at the joys of sport for those who love the beautiful game, and for those who don’t. 

Kate Barron: Work In Progress

Kate Barron: Work In Progress

In her Fringe debut, one of the rising stars of the UK stand-up scene shares a raw, honest and hilarious hour of tales… with just the right amount of filth. 

Heidi Regan: Work In Progress

Heidi Regan: Work In Progress

This brand-new hour is Heidi’s most personal yet. 

Double Bill: Joseph Parsons & Esther Manito (WIP)

Double Bill: Joseph Parsons & Esther Manito (WIP)

Esther ManitoEsther has just filmed her Live At The Apollo debut and now brings you her award winning brand-new stand-up hour ‘#NotAllMen’ at Soho Theatre, after a suc… 

Penge Chamber Choir

Penge Chamber Choir

An evening of summer music to lift the soul presented by Penge's wonderful Chamber Choir. 

Rosie Holt: The Woman's Hour Edinburgh Preview

Rosie Holt: The Woman's Hour Edinburgh Preview

Social media sensation and Chortle Award winner Rosie Holt debuts an hour of character comedy based on her hit satirical videos. 

Drag Bingo at The Bridge House!

Drag Bingo at The Bridge House!

DRAG BINGO AT THE BRIDGE HOUSE!!THAT GIRL is ready to show you her balls!! Bingo balls! And they drop at 7:30!(These ball gags doing anything for you?)Get ready for a night of Bi… 

Richard Stott: Afterparty (Edinburgh Preview)

Richard Stott: Afterparty (Edinburgh Preview)

Richard Stott as seen on ITV2 Stand Up Sketch Show and runner up in Dave TV’s Jokes of 2019 is back with a new show about your mid 30s. 

Sarah Southern: Scandalous!

Sarah Southern: Scandalous!

Sarah Southern pulls the curtain back on gossip and political scandal. 

Sir Charlie Stinky Socks: Mystical Maps and Magical Monsters

Sir Charlie Stinky Socks: Mystical Maps and Magical Monsters

Welcome to the wonderful world of Sir Charlie stinky Socks – the brave little knight with the heart of gold, who just happens to be celebrating his 15th anniversary this year… 

Hi, Camp! Drag Cabaret

Hi, Camp! Drag Cabaret

Hello Campers! Welcome to Hi, Camp! a night of fabulous drag entertainment hosted by your friendly neighbourhood drag mess That Girl! With a whole host of absolutely STELLAR speci… 

Elf Lyons: Raven (WIP)

Elf Lyons: Raven (WIP)

Comedy IT-girl Elf Lyons floats to Penge with a WIP of her new horrifying comedy show inspired by Stephen King. 

Sooz Kempner: PlayStation

Sooz Kempner: PlayStation

Award-winning viral sensation Sooz (Best Newcomer Musical Comedy Awards, Funny Women Variety Award Winner, Broadway World Best Comedy Show Nominee) got a PlayStation, the first adu… 

Ali Woods: Best Friend Ever (WIP)

Ali Woods: Best Friend Ever (WIP)

Highly-anticipated debut stand-up hour from the Hackney Empire New Comedian of the Year Winner, tackling all the big topics; Scottish mothers, sex parties, karate teachers, and men… 

POW! Play On Words 5

POW! Play On Words 5

The Bridge House Theatre are delighted to announce the return of our evening of performance poetry!Play On Words 5!Curated and compered by Lee Campbell, the evening will see perfor… 

Joseph Parsons: Equaliser

Joseph Parsons: Equaliser

Joseph Parsons looks at the joys of sport for those who love the beautiful game, and for those who don't. 

A Final Act of Friendship

A Final Act of Friendship

A comical and current gut-punch of a play about friendship, racism, and learning to take a new perspective. 

Lee Campbell: SEE ME (work in progress)

Lee Campbell: SEE ME (work in progress)

Combining humour, performance poetry and visual moving imagery made up of my personal archive as an artist of nearly 25 years, SEE ME is a multi-media, immersive, (almost) autobiog… 

Boys Will Be Boys: A Rehearsed Reading

Boys Will Be Boys: A Rehearsed Reading

Please note: Boys Will Be Boys will be a rehearsed reading as part of the companies development process for the scriptA group of suburban teens grappling with the anxiety of youth … 

The Man In The Shed

The Man In The Shed

The Man In The Shed is a highly amusing and at time hilarious solo rant by actor Alex Dee, co-written as Alex Donald with Tim Connery. 

Catapult Cabaret: Proud 2 Be Here

Catapult Cabaret: Proud 2 Be Here

Despite the prevalence of queer artists in the theatre industry, we’ve noticed there’s still a lack of queer representation within musical theatre stories. 

Drag Bingo at The Bridge House!

Drag Bingo at The Bridge House!

DRAG BINGO AT THE BRIDGE HOUSE!!THAT GIRL is ready to show you her balls!! Bingo balls! And they drop at 7:30!(These ball gags doing anything for you?)Get ready for a night of Bi… 

Absolute Certainty?

Absolute Certainty?

Absolute Certainty? staged by Qweerdog Theatre revolves around the confused lives of two brothers and a friend. 

Vault Unlocked: Orlando Gibbs: Desperate Hinge Guy

Vault Unlocked: Orlando Gibbs: Desperate Hinge Guy

Orlando is a musical comedian who has twice been a finalist of the Musical Comedy Awards (2021+2022), a semi-finalist of the 2Northdown New Act Competition, and a medical student w… 

Vault Unlocked: Christian Brighty: Playboy

Vault Unlocked: Christian Brighty: Playboy

The Greatest Love Story You'll Ever Laugh AtLord Christian Brighty is the country’s most notorious rake. 

Vault Unlocked: Criminally Untrue

Vault Unlocked: Criminally Untrue

An Improvised True Crime DocumentaryHelp a team of improvisers create a crime that never happened. 

Vault Unlocked: Hair

Vault Unlocked: Hair

One musical comedy double act. 

Vault Unlocked: Lulu Popplewell: Goblin

Vault Unlocked: Lulu Popplewell: Goblin

Join Lulu as she explores what it means to be a goblin, lobster and inept female specimen all at once. 

Vault Unlocked: White Chicks 2

Vault Unlocked: White Chicks 2

Alex Bertulis-Fernandes and Sharlin Jahan are two stand-ups who happen to be brown women. 

Vault Unlocked: Arthur Smith - My 75 years at The Edinburgh Fringe

Vault Unlocked: Arthur Smith - My 75 years at The Edinburgh Fringe

My 75 years at the Edinburgh FringeFor the 75th birthday of the Edinburgh Fringe Arthur Smith writes a love letter to this playground of his imagination and recalls some of the tri… 

Vault Unlocked: Maddie Campion of the World

Vault Unlocked: Maddie Campion of the World

A VAULT transfer stand-up show, which asks 'who are we?'Maddie Campion has a new show, after two sell-out VAULT festival appearances, this transfer from the cancelled 2022 … 

Vault Unlocked: Dave Bibby Remakes Jurassic Park While Trying To Bring Up A Baby

Vault Unlocked: Dave Bibby Remakes Jurassic Park While Trying To Bring Up A Baby

A comedy show 165 million years in the makingMulti-award-winning comedian, Dave Bibby, is back with a show about parenthood through the eyes of a complete manchild. 

The Buccaneers

The Buccaneers

AMA Theatre Company’s thrilling new musical “The Buccaneers” is set on a ghostly pirate ship where the remains of four long dead pirates are about to come to life… 

The Seabreeze Calls Me

The Seabreeze Calls Me

BANTER JAR is a one-woman play about growing up. 

The Seabreeze Calls Me

The Seabreeze Calls Me

With pressure mounting the night before her wedding Violet spits fury and seawater to reclaim a stake in her own life, consequences be damned. 

The Seabreeze Calls Me

The Seabreeze Calls Me

With pressure mounting the night before her wedding Violet spits fury and seawater to reclaim a stake in her own life, consequences be damned. 

Jigsaw

Jigsaw

PLEASE NOTE: This production will include a 'relaxed performance' for the Saturday matinee. 

POW! Play On Words 4

POW! Play On Words 4

The Bridge House Theatre are delighted to announce the return of our evening of performance poetry!Play On Words 4!Curated and compered by Lee Campbell, the evening will see perfor… 

Howerd's End

Howerd's End

Frankie Howerd was one of Britain's most loved comedians for half a century. 

Howerd's End

Howerd's End

Frankie Howerd was one of Britain's most loved comedians for half a century. 

Who's That Girl?

Who's That Girl?

WHO’S THAT GIRL?Who is she? Where did you find her?And why is her eye make-up so big?All of these questions and more will be ignored as superstar drag queen THAT GIRL goes on a s… 

Drag Bingo at The Bridge House!

Drag Bingo at The Bridge House!

DRAG BINGO AT THE BRIDGE HOUSE!!THAT GIRL is ready to show you her balls!! Bingo balls! And they drop at 7:30!(These ball gags doing anything for you?)Get ready for a night of Bi… 

Under Electric Candlelight

Under Electric Candlelight

I’ll settle for the company’s own description of Under Electric Candlelight as an ‘existential tragicomedy’, but dont worry about interpreting that. 

Tonight I'm Entertaining Richard Gere

Tonight I'm Entertaining Richard Gere

Blackpool chip shop heiress Teresa Toti is unlucky in love, to put it mildly. 

POW! Play On Words 3

POW! Play On Words 3

The Bridge House Theatre are delighted to announce the return of our evening of performance poetry!POW!Play On Words 3Curated and compered by Lee Campbell, the evening will see per… 

POW! Celebrates LGBT History Month - LGBT Film Screenings

POW! Celebrates LGBT History Month - LGBT Film Screenings

Comedy & subversion in LGBTQ+ film & artist moving image. 

Pataflafla

Pataflafla

“I jump and I scream, and as I watch through the smoke and the lights, I see these girls. 

Dick Whittington

Dick Whittington

The Bridge House Theatre is thrilled to be producing their first ever double bill panto season under the new artistic directorship of Luke Adamson. 

Sleeping Booty

Sleeping Booty

The Bridge House Theatre is thrilled to be producing their first ever double bill panto season under the new artistic directorship of Luke Adamson. 

POW! Play On Words 2

POW! Play On Words 2

The Bridge House Theatre are delighted to announce the return of our evening of performance poetry!POW!Play On Words 2Curated and compered by Lee Campbell, the evening will see per… 

My Old Man

My Old Man

When Michał Piwowarski’s granddaughter, Tasha, finally moves out, Michał's whole world changes. 

Jarman

Jarman

A mighty spirit is about to reawaken. 

Fly Half

Fly Half

A Father. 

Jigsaw

Jigsaw

Max is 19, has dirty blonde hair, is built like a rugby player and loves ABBA, Pringles and Frubes. 

Swipe Right

Swipe Right

A music led, comedic show with fresh and original songs intricately crafted by acclaimed singer/songwriter Dan Loops. 

Samaadhi

Samaadhi

1,650 rounds. 

The White Heart Inn

The White Heart Inn

Apricity Theatre, Black Dog Productions and Dumb Blonde Theatre present. 

The White Heart Inn

The White Heart Inn

The White Heart Inn follows five guests who arrive at the inn, each with a different expectation. 

Richard III (A One Person Show)

Richard III (A One Person Show)

New covid-safe version of Brite Theater’s multi award-winning show! The fourth wall has been utterly obliterated, as the audience take on the roles of all the other characters at R… 

Keep It Down

Keep It Down

Keep It Down, is a new writing piece about navigating life as a socialite whilst trying to recover from an eating disorder. 

The Museum Of Marvellous Things

The Museum Of Marvellous Things

Welcome to the Museum of Marvellous Things, where the impossible can happen! Make stars in jars, catch moons like balloons, dance with Doo-Dahs in cages, sing with Noo-Nahs on sta… 

Dracula: One Bloody Fang After Another

Dracula: One Bloody Fang After Another

One man. 

Tectonic Plates

Tectonic Plates

The stage is bare apart from a lone desk, a PowerPoint presentation, and a large, obnoxiously ticking clock. 

Bark

Bark

Written by Stephanie DicksonDirected by Joseph BlakeChoreographed by Jordan Mills/Bobbie Cadden BARK follows the story of Helen and Grace, two women who meet in the TV room of a ho… 

Just Relax

Just Relax

‘Just Relax’ is a new play inspired by the writer's own journey with anxiety, that delves into the minds and lives of people experiencing anxiety and mental health … 

Quintessence

Quintessence

A combination of cataclysmic events results in the extinction of the human race, leaving behind an AI being programmed to recreate humanity when the time is right, with the complet… 

Banter Jar

Banter Jar

BANTER JAR is a one-woman play about growing up. 

Buzzing

Buzzing

BUZZING Written and performed by Debbie Bird Directed by Mark Farrelly (Quentin Crisp: Naked Hope) When did you last feel alive? Fifty, frumpy and full of inhibitions, newly-divorc… 

POW Play On Words

POW Play On Words

POW!Play On WordsCurated and compered by Lee Campbell, the evening will see performances from established performance poets as well as the opportunity for others to showcase their … 

Per-So-Na

Per-So-Na

Written & Performed by Kafayat Adegoke“Sexuality is a Buffet, not a set menu''. 

Ay Up Hitler!

Ay Up Hitler!

Written by David McCullochDirected by Chris HawleyA satirical, vibrant and exciting comedy that will split sides a plenty. 

RELAUNCHED

RELAUNCHED

Celebrate the relaunching of The Bridge House Theatre with an evening of monologues, sketches, scenes and songs!Get a taste of what the new look Bridge House Theatre will be offeri…