You Can't Polish a Turd
  • Brighton Fringe

After making the journey from tracksuit-wearing chav to high-flying city exec, from shopping in Wilkinsons to buying brioche in Waitrose, Kelly Convey shares why shes come to realise that you should never forget your roots, theyre the very things that make you strong.Theres a winning authenticity to her material (Steve Bennett, Chortle).1 of 9 Hilarious Women to look out for in 2017 (Metro).Leicester Comedy Festival Comedian of the Year nominee 2017.SYTYF 2016 finalist. Funny Women 2016 semi-finalist.Leicester Square New Comedian 2016 semi-finalist.