You Can't Polish a Turd
  • Brighton Fringe

After making the journey from tracksuit-wearing chav to high-flying city exec, from shopping in Wilkinsons to buying brioche in Waitrose, Kelly Convey shares why shes come to realise that you should never forget your roots, theyre the very things that make you strong.Theres a winning authenticity to her material (Steve Bennett, Chortle).1 of 9 Hilarious Women to look out for in 2017 (Metro).Leicester Comedy Festival Comedian of the Year nominee 2017.SYTYF 2016 finalist. Funny Women 2016 semi-finalist.Leicester Square New Comedian 2016 semi-finalist.

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Mama Biashara
Kate Copstick’s charity, Mama Biashara, works with the poorest and most marginalised people in Kenya. They give grants to set up small, sustainable businesses that bring financial independence and security. That five quid you spend on a large glass of House White? They can save someone’s life with that. And the money for a pair of Air Jordans? Will take four women and their fifteen children away from a man who is raping them and into a new life with a moneymaking business for Mum and happiness for the kids.
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The Make A Difference Trust fights HIV & AIDS one stage at a time. Their UK and International grant-making strategy is based on five criteria that raise awareness, educate, and provide care and support for the most vulnerable in society. A host of fundraising events, including Bucket Collections, Late Night Cabarets, West End Eurovision, West End Bares and A West End Christmas continue to raise funds for projects both in the UK and Sub-Saharan Africa.
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Acting For Others
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