Youve been trying to work on your coolness. Maybe you would be more interesting if you were an orphan. Maybe you should get kidnapped or fall into a coma. Maybe if you knew about sex and didnt have eczema youd have more friends. You are 13 years old and you dont want casserole for dinner. You want to know everything, you want to be famous and call your mum a bitch, is that too much to ask? Yellow Corners is a one-woman show but not because she doesnt have any friends (they were just really busy).
