Leon wakes up one morning to find a worm in his bed. He believes it is his boyfriend, Danny, who's worldly possessions have vanished from the flat. In an attempt to raise awareness and find a cure for his worm, Leon decides to invite a journalist to his flat to tell his side of the story. As they meet and she asks questions he cannot answer, Leon's world quickly unravels; but just how far is she willing to dig to unearth the truth? Would You Still Love Me If I Was A Worm? explores the work of weekly magazines and tabloids, and their exploitation of vulnerable individuals, in producing clickbait headlines. This is a show about how we consume modern media, and remove ourselves from the humanity of others experiencing seismic and emotional life events. A quick-witted, black comedy with elements of absurdism, this new piece of writing by Connor Wood and Ellie Cozens will have its audience questioning the truth, and demanding answers. LATECOMERS MAY NOT BE ADMITTED. UNDER 18s ARE NOT PERMITTED INTO THE THEATRE FOR THIS PERFORMANCE. The performance lasts approximately 60 minutes without an interval. No re-admittance once the performance has commenced. Refunds and exchanges are not available.

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Mama Biashara
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