Gay culture. Loud, proud and sexy. Me. Awkward, introverted and- well... What do you do when you're trying to live your best gay life but you don't really think all the sex and partying's for you? How do you navigate a community that isn't set up for you? New at uni and ready to enter the gay scene, Rob soon realises that there only appears to be one way to be gay here - and it's certainly not asexual and nerdy. A head-over-heels crush, shocking self-discovery and the existential question: where do all the quiet gays go? 'Where Do All The Quiet Gays Go?' is a one-person gay asexual romcom, finally championing the asexual community within the queer scene and telling a story left out of the narrative for far too long. LATECOMERS MAY NOT BE ADMITTED. UNDER 18s ARE NOT PERMITTED INTO THE THEATRE FOR THIS PERFORMANCE. The performance lasts approximately 60 minutes without interval. No re-admittance once the performance has commenced. Refunds and exchanges are not available.

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Mama Biashara
Kate Copstick’s charity, Mama Biashara, works with the poorest and most marginalised people in Kenya. They give grants to set up small, sustainable businesses that bring financial independence and security. That five quid you spend on a large glass of House White? They can save someone’s life with that. And the money for a pair of Air Jordans? Will take four women and their fifteen children away from a man who is raping them and into a new life with a moneymaking business for Mum and happiness for the kids.
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Theatre MAD
The Make A Difference Trust fights HIV & AIDS one stage at a time. Their UK and International grant-making strategy is based on five criteria that raise awareness, educate, and provide care and support for the most vulnerable in society. A host of fundraising events, including Bucket Collections, Late Night Cabarets, West End Eurovision, West End Bares and A West End Christmas continue to raise funds for projects both in the UK and Sub-Saharan Africa.
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Acting For Others
Acting for Others provides financial and emotional support to all theatre workers in times of need through the 14 member charities. During the COVID-19 crisis Acting for Others have raised over £1.7m to support theatre workers affected by the pandemic.
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