Anonymous rhino: I see you, ham sandwich. And I know exactly what you plan to do to me. In 2021, we asked people about their relationships with food and their bodies. Here are our results. VESSEL is a new, quasi-verbatim anthology by Grace Olusola that tackles our increased, post-lockdown awareness of food and body image issues. This imaginative ensemble piece is based on 128 confessional survey responses, utilising movement, song and a distinctive theatrical style to put real stories side by side. We have listened to our community, and we seek to respond.