The most dangerous harpist in the world accidentally made an album when she got lost looking for Lidl. Oh no, not again, she exclaimed, in botheration, this always happens! She had never intended to become a harpist. She was just pretending to play harp because she had red hair and was from Ireland. She longed for the carefree childhood days when the circus kidnapped her from the burning bus on the streets of Belfast. 'Funny and enchanting in equal measure, with a lilting voice that makes the Falls Road sound like Brigadoon' (Kate Copstick, Scotsman).