Money can't buy love, but 19.99/month can get you a mail-order bride directly from the wasteland of Asian stereotypes. Follow her journey as she strives to become the Unforgettable Girl, how is she forced to transform, destroy and rebuild herself in order to survive? An irreverent, no-holds-barred theatrical experience about the violence our culture inflicts on bodies of colour.

Winner of Best Show (OffFest 2021) and Best Performer in a Play (The Stage Debut Awards, 2022), Best Writing from Theatre Weekly (EdFringe 2023), and the Pleasance's Charlie Hartill Fund (2023), 1st Runner Up Best Performance from EdFringe 2023 Asian Arts Awards and shortlisted for the Brighton Fringe Award of Excellence.

'A stand-out show' Stage
'Leaves an indelible mark on its audience' Theatre Weekly
'One of the most original, risk-taking shows on the Fringe' The Reviews Hub
'Wonderful, exhilirating' Scotsman
'Magnificent, mesmerizes.' BingeFringe
'Beautiful' BroadwayBaby.com
'It falls afoul of my own deepest bias' ThreeWeeks

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