Who is the bandaged man, obsessively in love and held captive inside an upmarket flat, counting down the seconds until it's time for Her to return and the 'thing I can't say' to begin? How will two children's TV presenters dispose of a corpse before time runs out? All they have is their wits, arts and crafts skills and a foul-mouthed, criminal genius glove puppet. A deliciously depraved double bill by award-winning writers. 'Nasty but nicely comic entertainment... in 'Owdyado's twisted world nothing is ever what it seems' (Lyn Gardner).