Augustus suffers a broken heart and an even worse pudding, so he runs away to the seaside where he leaves his troubles behind, as well as his clothes. But running away solves nothing, his condition spirals into despair and madness. Can he survive his frightening delusions? Can he ever be safe again? And can he find a clean pair of pants? Despite his troubles he keeps us smiling with his dry humour, revealing honesty and comic ditties. Warning: contains adult themes, nudity and a smidgen of audience participation. As seen on BBC1's The Naked Rambler.