You are cordially invited to Jarlath & Gemma's big day! Check the seating plan carefully before you take your seat. What do you do with the people you have to invite to your wedding when you really don't want them there? Easy! Put them all at one table at the very back of the room. But what if putting those strangers together turns out to be the worst decision of your life? Age Suitability: 15+ Warnings: Strong language / Themes of drugs & alcohol / References to assault &violence WRITTEN BY Paul Howard PRODUCED BY Mary McCarthy DIRECTED BY Eoghan Byrne LIGHTING DESIGN BY Eoin Winning SOUND DESIGN BY Eoin Winning CAST Eoghan Byrne, Ally Courtney, Mary McCarthy, John O'Connor TICKETS �22 | �20 (Concession) RUNNING TIME 90 mins About the Company Most recently produced and performed a sell out run of God of Carnage in the Whale Theatre, Greystones (2023). The members of Don't Think Twice Theatre Company have been involved in amateur theatre productions together for decades.

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Mama Biashara
Kate Copstick’s charity, Mama Biashara, works with the poorest and most marginalised people in Kenya. They give grants to set up small, sustainable businesses that bring financial independence and security. That five quid you spend on a large glass of House White? They can save someone’s life with that. And the money for a pair of Air Jordans? Will take four women and their fifteen children away from a man who is raping them and into a new life with a moneymaking business for Mum and happiness for the kids.
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Theatre MAD
The Make A Difference Trust fights HIV & AIDS one stage at a time. Their UK and International grant-making strategy is based on five criteria that raise awareness, educate, and provide care and support for the most vulnerable in society. A host of fundraising events, including Bucket Collections, Late Night Cabarets, West End Eurovision, West End Bares and A West End Christmas continue to raise funds for projects both in the UK and Sub-Saharan Africa.
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Acting For Others
Acting for Others provides financial and emotional support to all theatre workers in times of need through the 14 member charities. During the COVID-19 crisis Acting for Others have raised over £1.7m to support theatre workers affected by the pandemic.
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