The World famous, record breaking, eye popping, lung busting, side splitting, knee trembling Royal Court Christmas show is back! We've got the live band, we've got the great gags and we've got some pretty rude words so leave the kids at home and get down here for the best night of the year. Dick was lying in his bed when a scary hairy fairy came to him in a dream. If he were to go to London then he would become Lord Mayor! How brill is that? But hang on... London's 212 miles away and it's full of divvies. Why not become Lord Mayor of Liverpool instead! It's a lot nearer. As he gets closer to town he runs into a bunch of proper rats who want to stop him. Ably supported by his cat, Galore, he needs to overcome all odds and beat King Rat to get his hands on that big, gold chain. As long as he believes then nothing can stop him. Except possibly a bit of plague. Written by Kevin Fearon, Directed by Stephen Fletcher and with Musical Direction from Howard Gray the team that brought you The Scouse Cinderella, The Scouse Snow White and The Scouse Jack & The Beanstalk are promising the best Christmas show yet! Come and join us for the real start of Christmas with a show that will make you laugh so much that eggnog will come out of your nose. It's a sell out every year so book soon for the best seats! Performance Information Stalls tickets are available with a meal (served at your table before the show) for an extra �14 for one course or �19 for two courses. Click here to see our menu. If you are eating with us please arrive at least an hour before the performance. Tickets are available for the show alone in stalls, circle and balcony. You can also dine next door in the Courtyard Bar & Kitchen. Their pre-theatre offer is two courses for �18 and three for �22pp (price subject to change). Book a table on their website by clicking here. BSL performance is on Tuesday 28 November (interpreter Karl Llorca). Audio Described performance is on Wednesday 29 November (describer Anne Hornsby). To book please contact Box Office on 0151 709 4321 or email [email protected]. Circle and balcony will open at 7.15pm. There are bars in both areas for pre-show and interval drinks. Stalls will be open from 6:15pm. If you are bringing a large group, every tenth ticket is free. This ticket will be automatically added to your basket on purchase. Meals and building levy must still be paid on your free ticket. NO BOOKING FEES ON THIS SHOW Please note - the bar will close 15 minutes before the advertised start time. �1 from every ticket bought will be donated to The Royal Court Liverpool Trust. For more details go to www.royalcourttrust.org Please contact Box Office to book if you are a wheelchair user.