The Play With The Really Long Slightly Poetic Sounding Title That's Actually A Bit Too Long But That's OK Because It's About Something Important... Or, She Howls Kelp
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Whats the only thing proven to change the world? Thats right: issue-led fringe theatre. This is the play we need for now, the next now, and for all nows to come, because this play is going to save us all. This play is going to fix the climate crisis. Once youve seen this play, your life will never be the same. Youll be like, Wow, I cant believe what an incredibly important, irreverent, impactful, inspiring, informative, (insert other i-djective here) play that was. The way I look and think about the world has fundamentally, irreversibly changed. Thank you for this meaningful and entertaining experience. And well say, Its OK, we are but vessels of the truth but well be thinking, Youre welcome.Are you ready to change the world?

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Mama Biashara
Kate Copstick’s charity, Mama Biashara, works with the poorest and most marginalised people in Kenya. They give grants to set up small, sustainable businesses that bring financial independence and security. That five quid you spend on a large glass of House White? They can save someone’s life with that. And the money for a pair of Air Jordans? Will take four women and their fifteen children away from a man who is raping them and into a new life with a moneymaking business for Mum and happiness for the kids.
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Theatre MAD
The Make A Difference Trust fights HIV & AIDS one stage at a time. Their UK and International grant-making strategy is based on five criteria that raise awareness, educate, and provide care and support for the most vulnerable in society. A host of fundraising events, including Bucket Collections, Late Night Cabarets, West End Eurovision, West End Bares and A West End Christmas continue to raise funds for projects both in the UK and Sub-Saharan Africa.
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Acting For Others
Acting for Others provides financial and emotional support to all theatre workers in times of need through the 14 member charities. During the COVID-19 crisis Acting for Others have raised over £1.7m to support theatre workers affected by the pandemic.
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