Ciaran Chillingworth (Laughing Horse New Act of the Year Finalist) loves milking. He milks his friends, acquaintances, family members and passing strangers for anecdotes, ranging from Mller Corner focus groups to prog rock crematoria. Caspian James (Radio 4, Radio 4Extra) uses his Filofax from the 90s to index his milk round observations about Sir Mix-a-Lot, marathons, and the band 'A'. Together they are The Milkmen, delivering half pints of creamy stories, semi-skimmed rants and dairy-alternative one liners fresh to your ear-doors.