Home is where the heart is.Where the clothes are hung up and the groceries are stored.Home is where its safe. Where the doors lock and strangers have no access.Home is where the outside world melts away.Which begs the question, how did you get in here?Dry humour and undeniable charm draw us into the world of The Woman. Through her wordswe are taken on an all-access tour of the 'female Londoner experience'. Pretty privilege, streetharassment, social anxiety and the crippling embarrassment that comes with carrying multiplebags on the tube. We investigate the world through a new pair of eyes, every interactiondissected, every stranger a threat. This dramatic solo performance explores the universalsimilarities (and painful differences) of what life is like for a woman in the city.An unreliable narrator, an ominous note and a locked door. The scene is set for the ramblings ofa mad woman.Exciting new writing from up-and-coming actor/playwright/poet, Beth Calvert-Lee- a graduate ofthe Brit School and Royal Central School of Speech and Drama.Don't miss the premiere of her debut piece at The Hope Theatre this August.