Recognising that land is a busted flush, comedian John Whale and musician Kieran Rafferty have decided to ditch the dry stuff in favour of a life slightly under the sea, producing thrilling pirate radio. In the words of perhaps the most revered cartoon Caribbean crab maestro in history: 'darling it's better down where it's wetter, take it from me'. Why not come aboard and take it from us, too. 'Awesome originality! A unique voice, miles ahead of the hacks and the pretenders. Off-kilter genius!' (BBC Radio Newcastle). @johnwhalecomedy @KieranFRafferty