The Eurozone is in meltdown. Billions of Bulgarians are flooding in. Barmy Brussels bureaucrats ban busty barmaids and Nigel Farage gets the last laugh, right? The EU explained: it's all here... Euromyths in the British press; what happens if England leaves the EU and Scotland stays; why everything is your fault for not voting in the Euro-elections; and what the EU has ever done for us - through pie-charts. Oh and 24-language sing-alongs and grimecore rap. NB All jokes are within EU Gag Quota. From Matthew Perret: Killingly funny (Scotsman). Dead-pan comic perfection (List).