Buy cheap tickets for Matilda the Musical
THE CUMLSINGERS PRESENTS: NOT FOR THE LIKES OF U
  • London Fringe

The Cumslingers are back, and they're wetter than ever! Following a brief stint of disturbing middle class mums at Lattitude, we've landed at The Glory for one night only for the biggest, gayest, big gay variety show this side of Watford.

From angry performance art to stand up to slapping bums, this night has it ALL. Numbers to make you laugh, numbers to make you cry, numbers to make you laugh and cry and somehow a bit horny all at the same time - we're slinging everything we have into your lovely faces and making sure all of it sticks! So come on down to The Glory on Wednesday 18th October to get a LOVELY big mouthful!

Doors open 7:30, show starts at 8pm. There will be an interval.

TICKET PRICE TIERS

You may notice we have three different tiers of tickets, this is a trust-based sliding scale system so that our event can be financially accessible. Heres roughly what each tier is for:

Low income: for de broke bitchez
General: just the usual commoners, nothing spesh here
Solidarity: omg a true ally x

Because of Outsavvy's operating system, there are a limited amount of tickets for each tier available. However if a tier you need has sold out, please contact us through email ([email protected]) and we can reallocate tickets to the necessary tier. Nobody will be turned away from the event due to lack of means.

CONTENT NOTICES

Nudity

Audience Interaction

Visible Bruising

Allusions to suicidal ideation

Mentions of transphobia

Loud noises

Depictions of physical pain

Possibility of small amounts of blood

Conversations around gender dysphoria

ACCESSIBILITY

The basement of The Glory (where the show will be performed) is not wheelchair accessible. There is a narrow flight of 12 stairs with a handrail. There is another route down which has 3 small flights of stairs that are easier to manage for stick users. The main upstairs bar is accessible, though the toilets are up a flights of 3 stairs with a handrail. Wheelchairs cannot access the toilets however.

Due to restrictions in the space, we cannot offer a quiet zone during the performance. However audience members are welcome to leave, stim, make noise etc. throughout the show.

There will be low lighting and loud noise playing from the venue sound system throughout the show. The basement of the Glory can also get very hot throughout the show.

We are currently confirming with the venue whether it will be possible to have captioning at this event. We will be updating ASAP once this can be confirmed.

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