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The Business of Love
  • London Fringe

In the weeks before her 30th birthday, Kelly is facing an ultimatum. Either she finds a boyfriend, or she loses her job. I mean, we've all been there right? Kelly works at The Business of Love, a company fully funded and controlled by the patriarchy, and what they say, goes. Currently they are working on Project Boyfriend, but previous work has included Project First Kiss, Project Prom Date and Project Virginity. As potential suitors dwindle and disappear, Kelly fears the safety of her and her colleagues jobs', as they also face the sack if Project Boyfriend is unsuccessful. Together, they work to make sure Kelly is slim, smooth and sexy (at the request of the patriarchy), and if that doesn't keep a man interested, then what will?! Will Kelly be able to pin down a man? Will they lose their jobs? Will the patriarchy ever be satisfied with women? And most importantly, does yoghurt really help you lose weight? The Business of Love celebrates all choices for women, whilst wrapping everyone in an embrace of female friendships. In this office, you'll find the gossip is hilarious, provoking and full of juicy sex stories. Best paired with a good cuppa. Latecomers may not be admitted. Please arrive in good time for the start time of 19:45. Under 18s are not permitted into the theatre for this performance. No re-admittance once the performance has commenced. Refunds and exchanges are not available.

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