Bob's dead. I know he loved you so much. Please come to the funeral to pay your respects. Karl's providing complimentary crudits (with dips), chopped to perfection by an angle grinder, plus fruit teas and apple crumble. There will be song, mirth and erotic hoovering. Please wear black and a smile. Karl Sparx " the man born in a coal mine " brings his relentlessly foolish brand of comedy to Edinburgh for the first time!