Welcome to the home of Mr & Mrs Smith - in the suburbs of London. As we all know: what happens in the suburbs stays in the suburbs. There will be wars fought, battles won, sex, death and fire. Lots of talk about fire (it's too highly taxed). We'll meet Mr & Mrs Smith in their passionate, doomed marriage; Mr & Mrs Martin (the Richard Briers and Felicity Kendall of the outfit), Mary the Maid and despairing "passable" detective and The Captain of the Fire Brigade - he'll tell you a story or three.