Thao almost died on a bus, almost died on a refugee boat and almost died of embarrassment after drinking seven ciders on an empty stomach. Join award winning comedian Thao Thanh Cao for this hilarious show as she shares: What is the best use of a baby-on-board sign? Her confrontation with one of Australias best-known celebrity chefs that led to this shows name! The number one thing to NEVER do on a first date! There wont be any jokes about oranges but it will be jam packed with one-liners, observational humour, as well as a mix of light hearted humour and dark edgy jokes.Thao has been making audiences in Australia and UK laugh out loud with her cheeky and occasionally inappropriate sense of humour. Her comedy is just like marmalade, sharply sweet. But not for the easily offended.Stand-up comedy at its very best Upside Adelaide Personable whacky logic, comedy and sharp one-liners Fringe ReviewConstant laugh-out-loud comedy Sydney Arts Guide

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