This is a one-man play about the infamous life of the actor, criminal, alleged lover of Princess Margaret and possessor of a 12-inch appendage, John Bindon. Discovered by Ken Loach in a Chelsea pub. Bindon was a charismatic character and well-connected raconteur who transcended the swinging sixties and decadent 1970s. The play includes references to his criminality and celebrity with his circle of famous friends drawn from the aristocracy, music and film circles. At the height of his fame, Bindon mixed with the likes of the Krays, Michael Caine, Jagger and Bowie.