'If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses (Henry Ford). Mad that he went and invented the car isn't it? Imagine all the people thinking 'please Henry we just want a faster horse' and then he just turns up with an engine on a bed frame that goes 3mph. Anyway, I'm coming to Edinburgh with some faster horses " give the people what they want I say. As seen on This Time with Alan Partridge (BBC), Stath Lets Flats (Channel 4) and Jonathan Ross' Comedy Club (ITV).