NEW SONGS!

NEW JOKES!

MAYBE A NEW OUTFIT!

NO REFUNDS!

Chortle Award loser and sex symbol Simon David is back with 10 minutes of new material stretched over an hour!

Lower your standards and yourself into a basement to watch a gay man warble on about something or other. Oh go on, it should be fun!

Simon David is a cabaret comedian based in the UK. Winner, Amused Moose Most Entertaining Show at the Edinburgh Fringe (2023), Winner, Musical Comedy Award (2022), Winner, Otherplace/Balkan Brighton Fringe Award (2021), Nominee, New Act of the Year (2022) and Nominee, Broadway World Best Cabaret Show (2018). Over 5 million views online @SimonGayvid, recommended by The Guardian, Attitude, British Comedy Guide and QX Magazine.

Simon David is an extraordinarily charismatic triple threat of a performer (THE SCOTSMAN)

There's no freer performer that I have seen at the fringe (MUMBLE COMEDY)

Simon David deserves the awards he dreams about getting (REVIEWS HUB)

Personality the size of a football stadium and the effortlessness of a consummate entertainer (BROADWAY WORLD)

I dont think Ive ever laughed harder. An absolute star. (THEATRE TRAVELS)

'David is firmly established on the path to success. (BROADWAY BABY)

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