If you like pina coladas, and deep emotional pain. If you get anxious in public, come and see Simon Caine. The Martin Luther King Jr of comedy returns with 'his paranoid persona that's immediately entertaining and irrational but relatable' (BroadwayBaby.com) and a show about feeling 18 in your head, but being 31 in reality. 'What you're doing is great, it's just nobody understands it yet' (Dave TV commissioner). 'Watch what Simon is doing, in 3 years time everyone will be doing it' (Stuart Goldsmith).