Take Shakespeare's 'Seven Ages of Man'. Put it in a variety of cheap wigs. Teach it the juke box of a regional gay bar. Then roll it in a whole lot of glitter. Join The Diva on a Budget as she 'guides' you through the Seven Ages of Woman. Pit stops include seduction tips via Kate Bush, an interview with the woman who lived in Prince's head and finding out just how many 2p pieces a man can insert up his foreskin. This is Standing Up Cabaret on a Budget as you've never seen it before. Because The Diva's pretty sure she just invented it... 'Highly Commended' Vault Festival Awards
