Are you reading this? Wow. I literally can't believe how good at reading you are. Attractive too! I can't see you, but eyes are beautiful, and if you've got this far, you probably do have eyes. Or if not, then at the very least a decent text-to-speech program, which is hot as f*ck if you ask me. Anyway, please join Sam Eley for 45 minutes of mind-meltingly wonderful stand-up comedy about existence itself. As heard on BBC Radio 4. 'A virtuoso display of comedy' (Steve Bennett, Chortle.co.uk).