Sam Avery wanted to be a rock star. It nearly happened. Signed by BMG Records at the age of 17, forcing him to give up his beloved paper round - he toured with Motrhead and Ice-T until the story took a familiar turn. It wasn't long before he was back in the paper shop asking for his fluorescent bag back. He had crap hair anyway. 'Down to earth and very funny' **** (BroadwayBaby.com). 'Destined for bigger things' (Chortle.co.uk). 'Funny loveable show' (Daily Post). 'Painfully funny hour' (Leicester Mercury).