Meet Lady Clementine. From shipwrecks to guillotines, bad luck has plagued her love life from day one. When her latest beau, Sir Bradley, goes missing, she sets off on a quest to solve the mystery of her ill-fortune. Guided by the stars, she soon finds out shes been searching for love in all the wrong places. Set roughly in the past, expect dashing dandies, sickly sisters and many, many, many letters. Not for men. (Unless youre a single Leo in possession of a good fortune).This is a one-woman character comedy show about self-esteem, single life and Sylvanian families. Through storytelling, interactive exploration, music and comedy, Clementine provides an abstract, feel-good, empowering ode to womanhood with a dash of history and an eclectic mix of pop-culture references.Bridgerton meets the Mighty Boosh.

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Mama Biashara
Kate Copstick’s charity, Mama Biashara, works with the poorest and most marginalised people in Kenya. They give grants to set up small, sustainable businesses that bring financial independence and security. That five quid you spend on a large glass of House White? They can save someone’s life with that. And the money for a pair of Air Jordans? Will take four women and their fifteen children away from a man who is raping them and into a new life with a moneymaking business for Mum and happiness for the kids.
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The Make A Difference Trust fights HIV & AIDS one stage at a time. Their UK and International grant-making strategy is based on five criteria that raise awareness, educate, and provide care and support for the most vulnerable in society. A host of fundraising events, including Bucket Collections, Late Night Cabarets, West End Eurovision, West End Bares and A West End Christmas continue to raise funds for projects both in the UK and Sub-Saharan Africa.
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Acting For Others
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