Comedy in a boiler suit with a lethal set of ratchets. One-liners, deranged frontal lobes and jokes hot from the porcelain. OCD plumber Ron takes you on a unique journey through the plumbing mysteries of England, alarmingly demonstrating suicide, traumatised French poodles, exploding chemical toilets, the disappearance of God and kamikaze lunch. An alarming dating interlude over ballcocks and the strange incident of the Nazi bath taps. Will he solve the riddle of the singing voice in the pipes " is it a rabid creature blended from a holocaust of bacteria and Cilla Black?