Scale the walls with Robyn & Margaret as we work out whos at the top and whos at the bottom with our troupe of masonic musicians, dancers and puppets. In this episode well be entering the gates to find out whos in charge, whos in the dungeon, and who gets left in the moat when the drawbridge goes up.

In a brand new show, Robyn & Margaret will be constructing a tower of power, a portcullis of protection and roaming the ramparts looking for someone to pour something sticky on. Join us, safe/trapped inside the Keep, or free/abandoned outside the walls, in a tapestry of song, comedy, music and dance.

All the Kings horses and all the Kings men include special guest Die Lemma, our resident Dancers, Live Band and door divas Lady Yannis and Dani Dinger.

Robyn & Margarets performances are surreal encounters steeped unrelentingly in absurd comedy. Their music swings between genres; ballad-grappling puppets, pile-driving funk grooves, and punchy punk songs.

Tickets:

10 Standard Ticket / 15 Support Ticket / Limited number of 5 Tickets for those on lower income

15 On The Door

Doors 8pm

Show 8:30pm

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