You know those people who tell you to aim for the moon and you'll land on the stars? Yeah, those people are a**holes. Filmmaker Christina Jobe's new stand-up show explains how a strict Conservative Christian upbringing isn't the best foundation for a career in entertainment. From accidentally going on a date with a septuagenarian, escaping the grasp of a frenzied holistic nutritionist, filming people who are filming porn, with a smattering of opioids along the way, this show explores how what you get is rarely what you want.