Youve heard of quantum tunnelling, right? The theory that if you continuously throw a crumpet at a wall itll eventually go through? We are a machine. We will stop at nothing until that one crumpet, the chosen one, the Quantum Qrumpet, makes it to the other side. Based on quantum physics, pseudoscience and clown, 'Qrumpet' is an earnest, if misunderstood, experiment in qrumpet tunnelling. From ANTS Theatre's pursuit of pointed pointlessness comes our funny-yet-poignant piece of repetition, clown and hope.