Poison, Hate & Vitriol
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Jaz writes for The Guardian. And hes desperate to get the front page.To outsiders, he and wife, Kelly, have the perfect life. A nice house, a sweet child & good jobs (though Kelly hasnt gone back to work since they had the baby). And when Jaz comes up with an idea that might just get him that front page his wife is swept along for the ride.Modelled on the Katie Hopkins and Milo Yiannopoulos-es of the world " SHARON is a bigot. Poisonous, hateful, controversial and completely fake. Shes a persona, created by Jaz, tweeting bile on a daily basis. But roping in Kelly to help, its not long before Kelly discovers a new tactic.As their marriage begins to nosedive, old resentments are channelled into furious hatred,and Sharon begins to get truly famous - Jaz and Kelly may have created a monster.The 'Relaxed Performance' showings will feature the following adjustments:- Low level house lights remain on throughout- Sound effects will be reduced in volume- Audience can be admitted and readmitted at any time

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