The summer is coming. You know what that means: beaches, bathing suits and boys (or girls depending on your sexual orientation. I personally prefer girls I just didnt want to ruin the alliteration). Hi, Im Paul Williams, and Im coming over from New Zealand to perform this excellent show. Flights were expensive so please come. Therell be some songs, also therell be some jokes and also, Ill help you find your one true love. Cheers. 'Responsible for one of the greatest songs evs' (David ODoherty). Paul is my favourite New Zealand artist. (Lorde).