One Stop Body Shop
  • Edinburgh Fringe

Please! Come in and browse. You can choose from researcher Gill Haddows range of options for the repair and replacement of organs. Currently, she has several options in stock: human organs from deceased or living donors are all the rage nowadays but, yes, supplies are limited. How about the very latest, more expensive option of grow your own? Too pricey? Organs from genetically modified non-human animals can come in quite a bit cheaper. No. Sorry. We dont do organic options. Youre vegetarian? I would recommend the cybernetic options (a delivery next week will replace faulty stock).