Jesus is in trouble. With only 12 followers on Twitter, he is desperately trying to re-connect with humanity the only way he knows how: love and wind machines. In biblical fashion and sweat-repellent robe, he sets the record straight about the lost years of his life and death. Join him in an exploration of the angsty teenage grunge band years, the spin-class instructing graduate and cruci(fixion)ally the immortal disco-dancing lifestyle guru who saved mankind. This interactive comedy is enough to make any one proclaim, "Halleberrylujah!"