Fed up with Late Stage Capitalism crashing your party? Tired of news that never quite matches your style? Wanting to scream at the state of the world?

Then strap on in for NOT THE NEWS FOR YOU - BIG QUEER QUIZ OF THE YEAR edition. Where queer politics meets left-wing propaganda with a a whole lot of stupid. Join us as we wrap up this year, cry at how awful it was and re-organise for 2025.

Brace yourself for drag artist throwing shade at politicians, activists talking pop culture and the juiciest gay gossip thats fresher than your morning oat latte. (not from Starbucks)

Our fabulous host, (and your local communist drag king) Comrade May, will interview our guest panellists for their off-the-cuff and unfiltered opinions on current affairs. As well as introducing our fabulous new co-anchor, Dragona Budjet, wholl report on the glamorous dissent of the world whilst looking fabulous and wearing red vinted heels.

BUT WE DONT STOP AT SATIRE -Weve got live performances from our panellists and mind-blowing acts from our guests. What more could you possibly ask for, comrade?

So, get ready to laugh your socialist socks off, cry at the state of the world, and cheer for the incredible queer talent on stage. Were live and ready to light up The Yard with revolutionary flair!

Its a Commie-nomenom you wont want to miss!

And for the record, were not the BBC, so expect bias, flamboyance, and a serious lack of objectivity.

muaw xoxo

Doors open at 9.30pm / Show starts at 10pm

This is a LGBTQIA+ event, Please be demure and mindful.

ACTIVIST TICKET: This time round we have a discount for you decerning divas. Get your Karen on, as you can get a 5 ticket if you write to your MP. You can write on whatever effects you personally, but we have some sources, templates, suggestions and info via the link below.

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Pls bring a screen shot of the top of your letter or email with your ticket confirmation.

ACSESS INFO: The Yard is accessible for wheelchair users and those who use mobility aids. There are accessible toilets available onsite. No strobes used in the show, but loud music and stage lights will be used. There is talking on microphones and quieter points in the show. No captioning or BSL interpreting. There is a small break out area / foye. Trigger warning will be provided.

Contact us via @comrademay on Instagram if you have any questions around access and we will provide any extra infomation you need and accommodate where we can. Low/no income tickets available, contact @comrademay on Instagram for details/availability.

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