Buy cheap tickets for Boozr
Neal Portenza. Neal Portenza. Neal Portenza. Tracey.

I’ve been mulling over more scholarly words to describe Neal Portenza and his show, but I honestly cannot fight the urge to call it batshit. Utter batshit, but as an art form. Portenza is one of the best surreal comedians I’ve seen in a long time, unrivalled in his realm for such a bizarre and self-derailing and smoothly put-together hour of absurdist humour.

Utter batshit, but as an art form

From the off, Portenza creates an atmosphere of carefully arranged chaos. With a structure involving helium balloons, squeaky toys and Pokemon you can bet it’s not going to be an hour of ordinary stand up. Portenza himself is an erratic stage presence, completely unpredictable: nobody’s quite sure if their brief interaction will land them with a large responsibility or fifteen seconds on stage.

Portenza’s sense of structure is certainly present, no matter how much he roams and plays with each set piece. Cryptically titled segments like “Pokemon GO!” and “Sucked In” are displayed on the back, sprawled across the balloons. If the segment goes well, the balloon floats. If it fails, it pops. Portenza only pops one balloon, and that’s to the sound of the audience protesting. No matter how much you try to unwrap the meaning of each balloon, Portenza delivers his material with alarming misdirection so it’s absolutely impossible to predict what comes next.

The whole show defies description: whilst it’s easy enough to list Portenza’s jokes, the show is as worthy of recommendation for its atmosphere as for its material. There are some moments of audience involvement which invoke extremely familiar film references, but the enjoyment isn’t necessarily negated by its lack of originality here. There are of course plenty of novel moments in the set as well: some segments of the performance definitely happen to the audience, and they’re absolutely stupendous. Feel bold and go along, the ticket price is so worth a beautifully batshit hour in Portenza’s company. 

Reviews by Louise Jones

The Turn Pot

NOTFLIX

★★★★
The Tea Pot

Adele Cliff : Sheep

★★★
Laughing Horse @ Caroline of Brunswick

Jack Left Town: The Improvised Rock Documentary

★★★
The Warren: Studio 3

Planet Earth III

★★★★
Gilded Balloon at the Counting House

Beth Vyse: As Funny as Cancer

★★★★

Since you’re here…

… we have a small favour to ask. We don't want your money to support a hack's bar bill at Abattoir, but if you have a pound or two spare, we really encourage you to support a good cause. If this review has either helped you discover a gem or avoid a turkey, consider doing some good that will really make a difference.

You can donate to the charity of your choice, but if you're looking for inspiration, there are three charities we really like.

Mama Biashara
Kate Copstick’s charity, Mama Biashara, works with the poorest and most marginalised people in Kenya. They give grants to set up small, sustainable businesses that bring financial independence and security. That five quid you spend on a large glass of House White? They can save someone’s life with that. And the money for a pair of Air Jordans? Will take four women and their fifteen children away from a man who is raping them and into a new life with a moneymaking business for Mum and happiness for the kids.
Donate to Mama Biashara now

Theatre MAD
The Make A Difference Trust fights HIV & AIDS one stage at a time. Their UK and International grant-making strategy is based on five criteria that raise awareness, educate, and provide care and support for the most vulnerable in society. A host of fundraising events, including Bucket Collections, Late Night Cabarets, West End Eurovision, West End Bares and A West End Christmas continue to raise funds for projects both in the UK and Sub-Saharan Africa.
Donate to Theatre MAD now

Acting For Others
Acting for Others provides financial and emotional support to all theatre workers in times of need through the 14 member charities. During the COVID-19 crisis Acting for Others have raised over £1.7m to support theatre workers affected by the pandemic.
Donate to Acting For Others now

Performances

Location

The Blurb

See Neal Portenza as you've never seen him; covered in trash and with a 16-piece children's lute orchestra¹. Thanks for reading this website description of my show – I assume you've already purchased tickets. If not, this bragging should help: 'a cult hit in the making' ***** (EdinburghSpotlight.com). 'Had the sold-out Melbourne Town Hall backstage room absolutely heaving with laughter' ****½ (Herald Sun). 'Brilliant... hilarious' ****½ (TheAge.com.au). ¹This is a lie. Some children will have guitars disguised as lutes.
Buy cheap tickets for The Lion King
Buy cheap tickets for Boozr

Most Popular See More

Buy cheap tickets for Wicked
Wicked

From £31.00

More Info

Find Tickets

Buy cheap tickets for Magic Mike Live
Magic Mike Live

From £48.00

More Info

Find Tickets

Buy cheap tickets for Only Fools And Horses
Only Fools And Horses

From £43.00

More Info

Find Tickets

Buy cheap tickets for Cirque du Soleil: Corteo
Cirque du Soleil: Corteo

From £69.00

More Info

Find Tickets

Buy cheap tickets for Mean Girls
Mean Girls

From £31.00

More Info

Find Tickets

Buy cheap tickets for Guys and Dolls
Guys and Dolls

From £19.50

More Info

Find Tickets

Buy cheap tickets for Tattoer
Buy cheap tickets for Juno and the Paycock
Buy cheap tickets for I Wish You Well
Buy cheap tickets for The Elixir of Love
Buy cheap tickets for Les Miserables
Buy cheap tickets for Cyrano
Buy cheap tickets for Oedipus starring Rami Malek and Indira Varma
Buy cheap tickets for The Cabinet Minister
Buy cheap tickets for One Small Step
Buy cheap tickets for Play On