Have you ever wondered what the elf's get up to in the North Pole outside of the holiday season?Naughty or Nice!- Its the raunchy, raucous, and downright ridiculous musical comedy where our sexy elf has turned the North Pole into his personal playpen. Hes been spreading more than just Christmas cheer, if you know what we mean! With more hookups than a holiday hookup app, hes ruffled Santas feathers, and now jolly old St. Nick is PISSED.Can our mischievous little elf turn over a new leaf and play the 'good boy' for once? Or will he get tangled up in ho ho hell and miss out on the real gift of love? Expect outrageous dances, laugh-out-loud songs, and partial nudity thatll make even the Grinch blush!So grab your friends, a hearty dose of holiday spirit (and maybe some eggnog), and join us for a night of unfiltered laughter! This show isnt for the easily offended"if you cant handle a little sass and some cheeky holiday mischief, you might be better off watching paint dry on your Christmas ornaments!Join us for a night filled with "Naughty or Nice" - the only adult holiday show where the elfs antics will leave you ho-ho-ho-ing all the way home! Dont say we didnt warn you"come for the laughs, stay for the scandal!

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Mama Biashara
Kate Copstick’s charity, Mama Biashara, works with the poorest and most marginalised people in Kenya. They give grants to set up small, sustainable businesses that bring financial independence and security. That five quid you spend on a large glass of House White? They can save someone’s life with that. And the money for a pair of Air Jordans? Will take four women and their fifteen children away from a man who is raping them and into a new life with a moneymaking business for Mum and happiness for the kids.
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