• Edinburgh Fringe

Sport is purity. Sport is truth. Maybe the only truth left to us in this benighted world. So believes middle aged Philip Tierney, choking in the ashes of his beloved Busby Babes, crushed and broken on a snowbound German runway. A fast-paced, witty take on midlife marital crisis. Grab a grandstand seat to witness this epic encounter between the disillusioned football diehard and his long suffering wife. Maybe, like his hero Duncan Edwards, it's better to leave the stage a god. Forever resolute, forever twenty one. All the rest is just killing time.