Mortgage (a.k.a. the filthy, disgusting and miserable Beatrice Gunta Mortgage): Lunatic, Murderess, Stage Manager. Mortgage has burnt down the last theatre on Earth. She cant do anything right.Burnt to a crisp, and in the care of two demonic drag-doctors, Mortgage isn\'t having the best day. As we circumnavigate her miserable, short and terrible life down the corridors of the asylum (Purgatory), where the patients are sane and doctors are lunatics, the healing is a hell all of its own.