The end of the world is nigh. Come celebrate with a Molotov cocktail and last years double Malcolm Hardee Award winner, Becky Fury. Thick is the new thin, the alt-right are the new left and the white working class are the new blacks. What is going on? I don't know either, so let's just have a laugh, pick dahlias while we may and cling desperately to other meaningless aphorisms in an attempt to scavenge some happiness from this post-cultural garbage dump that is life. It'll be megalols, people. Come on down.