Minky [mijnki] 1. Reminiscent of a semi-aquatic stoat-like carnivore. Hmm, minky. 2. A coating of soft downy hair. That minkys really growing on me. 3. The smallest finger on a male human hand. Send money, or theyll send you my minky. Minky is a sketch show from Cambridge comics: Yasmin, Kyle and Henry. Strap your hypothetical feet into your actual shoes and hurry along. A masterclass in character comedy (TheTab.com). Under the glare of the severed head, we realise, in a final dreamlike twist, that what is soft underfoot is, in fact, crushed peas' (Varsity).