Michelle De Swarte is back with her entourage of trademarkrazor-sharp wit and no-holds-barred storytelling. After the main event's highsand lows, Michelle wonders what to do after the party. She's heading to theafters for some brutally honest oversharing about life before social media,trying to scrape the barrel of youth, how to know when too much filler is toomuch, breaking down the cost difference of "party powder" to powderedgreens, whether tarot card readers replace actual therapy and when is a goodtime to pregame perimenopause. Michelle is here to share all the fu@k ups, soyou don't have to.

Star and writer-creator of BBC's critically acclaimed'Spent', Michelle De Swarte has been seen on Sky/HBO's The Baby, Amazon'sBackstage with Katherine Ryan and The Duchess on Netflix, as well as, Live atthe Apollo and Never Mind the Buzzcocks.Michelle was recently named one of Variety's 10 Brits to Watch for 2025.

'All hail the new Queen of Comedy' - Sunday Times Style

'Dry brilliance' - iNews

Presented by Off The Kerb Productions

Performance Information

Approximate show duration: 1 hour and 40 minutes including a20 minute interval

Age Rating: 14+ (show may include foul language)

Please note - the bar will close 15 minutes before theadvertised start time.

Latecomers will not be admitted so please arrive in goodtime.

Please contact Box Office on 0151 709 4321 if you requirewheelchair access. There are two wheelchair spaces available for each show.

There are no booking fees payable (hurrah!)

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